I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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