You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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