he shaved USA in his pubs
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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