Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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