i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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