Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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