Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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