so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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