Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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