scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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