so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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