don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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