i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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