Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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