i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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