I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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