I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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