What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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