Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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