I need help removing her.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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