What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just want nice things and good sex
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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