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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship

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(775): Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship http://tfl.nu/iroi

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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...

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(630): you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling... http://tfl.nu/h6kn

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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'

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(309): We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.' http://tfl.nu/2fkm

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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.

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(224): Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like. http://tfl.nu/j59v

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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.

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(480): Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars. http://tfl.nu/f73b

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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....

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(210): Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later..... http://tfl.nu/qwdm

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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"

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(228): thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God" http://tfl.nu/z3qu

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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back

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(845): well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back http://tfl.nu/xxu5

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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.

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(860): could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper. http://tfl.nu/svv9

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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.

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(210): Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move. http://tfl.nu/2sh4

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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well

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(785): I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well http://tfl.nu/c3um

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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central

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(248): What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central http://tfl.nu/56qr

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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."

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(864): Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy." http://tfl.nu/9d84

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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.

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(801): If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run. http://tfl.nu/bk6l

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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me

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(206): Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me http://tfl.nu/vrj3

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