Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list