is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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