Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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