I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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