I cockslap morals
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It all started with a game of naked twister.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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