Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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