So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.