Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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