I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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