Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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