so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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