jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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