I wish I could punch you in the face.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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