oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
People in love make me want to vomit
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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