I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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