He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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