Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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