His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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