You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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