is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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