its not stalking. its research.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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