I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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