was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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