We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
too bad you live with your parents still
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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