I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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