LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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