one two three fourrrrnication!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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