; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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