thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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