so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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