we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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