and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
