Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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