Where did you get a picture of my penis
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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