Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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